fun jokes 4: Life

Girlfriends r like chocolates,taste good anytime.Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there's no choice.
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage
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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, i look at your picture and the problem dissapears.
Wife : you see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you..?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
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