Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
"Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S?"
Answer: "Because people started licking the wrong side.
"Doctor to his lady patient: "You look terribly weak and exhausted!Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?"
Lady replied: "Doctor, I thought you said three males a day."
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