fun jokes 2: Husband,wife and ......

Husband:Oh, come on.

Wife:Leave me alone!

Husband:It won't takelong.

Wife:I won't be able to sleep afterwards.

Husband:I can't sleepwithout it.

Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle ofthe night?

Husband: Because I'm Hot.

Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.

Husband:If you love me Iwouldn't have to beg you.

Wife:If you love me you'd be moreconsiderate.

Husband: You don't love me anymore.

Wife:Yes I do, butlet's forget it for tonight.

Husband: Please...come on

Wife: Alright,I'll do it.

Husband:What's the matter?Need a torch?

Wife:I can't findit.

Husband:Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!

Wife:There!Are yousatisfied?

Husband:Oh, yes.

Wife:Is it up far enough?

Husband:Oh, that'sgood.

Wife:Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the windowopen,do it yourself