A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmotherone day. While playing with his toys in her bedroomwhile grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is myboyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it allday long. The TV evangelists keep me company andmake me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh.I'm really happy with the TV it's my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the receptionwas terrible. She started adjusting the knobs,trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, shestarted hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fixthe problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so hehurried to open the door, and there stood grandma'sminister. The minister said, "Hello, son is your grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's inthe bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is myboyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it allday long. The TV evangelists keep me company andmake me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh.I'm really happy with the TV it's my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the receptionwas terrible. She started adjusting the knobs,trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, shestarted hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fixthe problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so hehurried to open the door, and there stood grandma'sminister. The minister said, "Hello, son is your grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's inthe bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
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