fun jokes 6: A guy named MUTHU


MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER

Interviewer : What is your birth date?

Muthu : 13th October

Interviewer : Which year?

Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP

After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do Ilook like a foreigner?

Wife : No! Why?

Muthu : In London , a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's why

Wife : SHOCKED!

MUTHU & TOURIST

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man born in this village or not.

And Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here

MUTHU & DRIVER

When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, thedriver adjusted mirror.
Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ? Sit back. I will drive.


MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL

Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN "


MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART

Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caughtfire and how will you escape ?

Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination ..


On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ????. Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" on herright chest ... and he did it !

No comments: